darkangelxx447:

viazi:

some stickers i am going to make for some BUDDIES ;-)

cute

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Ace Avengers

evecch:

aceattorneygifs:

aPOLLO

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gabesaportaspenis:

OH NY FUCKING GOFD I JUST WALKED PAST A SCARY CRAZY OLD MAN AND HE SCREAMED IN MY FACE “I CAN SEE YOU LOVE THE INTERNET I CAN TELL BY YOUR DEAD EYES” I WAS SO SCARED IS IT REALLY TAHT OBVIOUS OMF HELP

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whitetiffany:

i am just a poor neopet owner trying 2 get thru life and i have to pay 1,316 neopoints for a carrot and i will not stand for it

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girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what

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geromytime:

elmompreg:

i judge people by the amount of people they have murdered

(Source: elmo666)

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stardustwizard:

See this toy? That’s a little toy of the Pokemon “Geodude” I got out of a cereal box when I was a little kid. I loved that toy. I carried it around with me everywhere I went. One day, I was walking in the garden with my dad and it fell out of my pocket. I looked everywhere for it and I couldn’t find it. I cried and cried and cried and cried. I was a little kid and I seriously felt that I just lost one of my closest friends
I was in the garden today and I happened to look down at the ground and I saw it half buried looking up at me. I honestly can’t believe that I found this. I lost this toy sometime around 10-15 years ago and there it was, just sitting there in plain sight. Honestly, it’s probably been buried a little bit underground for years and it just resurfaced when the garden was plowed earlier this spring
I’m a grown ass man now and I feel like I’ve just been reunited with an old friend. You can make fun of me all you want, but that’s how I feel. I also feel like that I have just reconnected with a piece of my childhood, a time back when things were much, much simpler

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johnlaughingalonewithgushers:

WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE A CONTRACT

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